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ADignorantium… EXPOSED!

About a hundred years ago, I was tagged by kipperny to tell you all “Ten Things About Me.” I set the idea aside, and did what I usually do, put it off until I had time. Procrastination should be my middle name.

Part of my resistance had to do with my desire to hold onto as much privacy as possible. We live in a world where everyone is so desperate to divulge the minutiae of their daily lives. In some cases, when a person is sharing experiences that may be helpful to others, it’s a good thing. But generally, I like to keep much of my personal life private.

Does anyone really care?

I must admit the idea of sharing some personal details is attractive. Who doesn’t want their fifteen minutes of fame? Besides, kipperny asked me to do it, so if the following bores you to sleep, blame her. ;)

So, to make a long story short …too late …here is a little bit about me.

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I studied communications in school. My goal was to work as a video editor for a major television network. Times were tough. I couldn’t afford to further my education beyond technical school. But I made a decent living as an A/V Technician.

It was the 1980s. I was that guy at conventions and hotels with a spool of cable slung over my shoulder pushing a cart loaded with equipment through crowded halls. My specialty was assembling slide shows with twelve or more slide projectors. This was before Powerpoint. Everything was manual. It took hours, sometimes days to set up and coordinate the projectors, lenses, dimmers, and cables. God help you if you dropped the client’s slide tray.

  •   Today, all you need is a laptop and OpenOffice.

My career as an A/V Tech ended as everything went digital. I got a summer job as a bouncer/door man, and eventually became a bartender at a local bar. What started out as a “temporary” summer job lasted two decades. Interestingly enough, the skills I learned as an A/V Tech served me well at the bar. I used the same digital technology that replaced my career field to create in-house video entertainment and promotions. Unfortunately, when the economy tanked, so did the bar.

  •   If I was still tending bar, I’d probably find a way to incorporate social media into a bar experience.

I do Twitter, Tumblr, and am experimenting with Wordpress, but I resist facebook. I don’t feel the need to disclose so much of my private life. This post is probably the most I’ve revealed since adopting the ADignorantium persona.

Because I chose an anonymous identity, I try to keep certain standards for myself. Abuse isn’t my style. It’s too easy to hide behind anonymity. My rants are my opinion. If I write anything other than opinion, I provide a source.

I read and follow opinions that I don’t always agree with. I stand by my opinions, but they are not set in stone. From time to time someone will shed light on an issue and I will see something new. This is called growth. Above all, I try to be consistent.

If I say something that offends you, let me know. But be prepared to explain why it offends you. Understand too, that it’s difficult to gauge tone from a printed page. It’s easy to get caught up in the moment if you don’t have the whole story. Let’s give each other the benefit of the doubt.

I like humor, television, movies, music, reading, Politics, and a good Twitter HashTag game. …and I hope for world peace some day. ;p

Chinese Student’s Bicycle Seat Breaks and… Gyah!!
On 21 February, reports of a loud “Phfffft” sound were heard around the world. Experts traced the source of this sound back to the anal sphincters of millions of Chinese netizens simultaneously shuddering upon hearing this tale of a bike ride gone terribly, terribly wrong.

According to China’s tt.mop and weibo.com websites, the young student was riding to the first day of school for the year. It was a day young students all around looked forward to as one of hope, learning and new experiences.
But for one boy his first bike ride to school was to become anyone’s worst nightmare.
In what must have been a one-in-a-billion fall, the bicycle’s seat got bent over exposing a cold, merciless steel rod which penetrated the boy’s buttocks.  The seat was unable to be removed.
Firefighters were called to the scene and used the Jaws of Life to detach much of the bicycle from the boy’s rear end.  He was then taken to hospital by ambulance with a large portion of the bike still emerging from his butt.

Thankfully medical staff was able to remove the bike from the boy’s anus and he was released without serious injury… Well, physical injury at least. Mental scarring is expected to be terminal.
When the story hit Japanese websites, readers responded with a range of emotions from “Ack” and “Eeeeish” to “Gyaaaaa!”
When asked about the procedure of removing the steel frame from the young man’s rectum a doctor replied: “Rectum? It damn near killed him!”
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Chinese Student’s Bicycle Seat Breaks and… Gyah!!

On 21 February, reports of a loud “Phfffft” sound were heard around the world. Experts traced the source of this sound back to the anal sphincters of millions of Chinese netizens simultaneously shuddering upon hearing this tale of a bike ride gone terribly, terribly wrong.

According to China’s tt.mop and weibo.com websites, the young student was riding to the first day of school for the year. It was a day young students all around looked forward to as one of hope, learning and new experiences.

But for one boy his first bike ride to school was to become anyone’s worst nightmare.

In what must have been a one-in-a-billion fall, the bicycle’s seat got bent over exposing a cold, merciless steel rod which penetrated the boy’s buttocks.  The seat was unable to be removed.

Firefighters were called to the scene and used the Jaws of Life to detach much of the bicycle from the boy’s rear end.  He was then taken to hospital by ambulance with a large portion of the bike still emerging from his butt.

Thankfully medical staff was able to remove the bike from the boy’s anus and he was released without serious injury… Well, physical injury at least. Mental scarring is expected to be terminal.

When the story hit Japanese websites, readers responded with a range of emotions from “Ack” and “Eeeeish” to “Gyaaaaa!”

When asked about the procedure of removing the steel frame from the young man’s rectum a doctor replied: “Rectum? It damn near killed him!”

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Taking the easy route?

Up in Smoke: Why the GOP’s Views on Pot are Showing Signs of a Shift

“A softer stance could also help Republicans compete for young voters, who overwhelming favor legalization and who fled the party in recent presidential elections. “It’s one of the easier things for them to do,” says Larry Sabato, the University of Virginia political scientist whose class Cuccinelli visited. “It’s easier than immigration. It’s easier than supporting gay rights.” And pot is as much a touchstone social issue for young voters as abortion and gay marriage.”

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Today’s Inspiring Aerospace News: Hello Kitty Touches the Face of God


“You might already have seen this. I hadn’t until just now, thanks to reader RJ of California (and in his case via The Register; also, NY Daily News). It’s an absolutely charming video and set of photos from a science project by Lauren Rojas, a 13-year-old in Antioch, California, east of San Francisco. She decided to send a Hello Kitty “catonaut” nearly 100,000 feet into space, with a high-altitude balloon, and to record the results.

Those results really are amazing. You’ll see the whole thing laid out in the video — with a dramatic climax around time 2:15. At that point the balloon that has carried its passenger into “near space” finally explodes — and the spacecraft’s descent, under a small parachute, begins.

Ms. Rojas obviously had help with the balloon rigs and photographic systems — which is another great lesson from the experiment, in that innovation and discovery involve both collaboration and individual pondering. Here is just one of the stills from the flight — not some CGI recreation but an actual photo, from the high-def camera that went aloft with H. Kitty.”

source: http://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2013/02/todays-inspiring-aerospace-news-hello-kitty-touches-the-face-of-god/272831/

 

Global show of support leaves Newtown “snowed in”

By Steve Hartman, as aired on CBS SUNDAY MORNING (Sunday January 13, 2013)

(CBS News) HAMDEN, Conn. — Don’t let the bright, blue sky fool you. This part of Connecticut is getting blanketed in snow. It started last month, when the Connecticut Parent Teacher Association asked for snow in a press release.

The release, which went out to fellow PTA members across the country, requested handmade “Snowflakes for Sandy Hook” to create a “winter wonderland” at the new school the kids moved into.

Two days later, the PTA got its first delivery.


Read more of this touching story here… http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-18563_162-57563609/global-show-of-support-leaves-newtown-snowed-in/

Did Ann Romney ‘Flip Off’ The President After The Debate?

By of Addictinginfo.org - October 19, 2012

“If it’s ‘just a scratch,’ it seems a little odd, though not outside the realm of possibility, for her to be using her middle finger. But pretending to scratch your nose, while giving someone the finger is a move that every school child knows from experience. And it certainly fits the in with the growing perception that the Romneys just aren’t used to, and don’t know how to react to anyone openly disagreeing with them.

“From Tagg’s macho bluster, to Mitt’s inability to follow simple rules of debate, the Romney boys behave as though they’re still in boarding school, where nobody dares cross them. And Ann herself doesn’t react very well, when members of the lower castes try to call the Mormon Monarchy into account. But you can decide for yourself: Was she picking, or flipping?”

source:http://www.addictinginfo.org/2012/10/19/did-ann-romney-flip-off-the-president-after-the-debate-video/

Ollie, Ollie, Oxen Free!

The origins of the once popular ‘Hide and Seek’ phrase. …and No, it wasn’t an Amber Alert for Escaped Oxen…

  • “…In the case of “Ollie ollie oxen free” and its many variants, we have a mutated form of the original “all clear” signal. This was probably something like “All’s out come in free” or “All ye out come in free,” meaning that anyone still hiding (“out”) can now come back into the group without fear (“free”) of being tagged “It.” Since the game “Hide and Seek” itself is at least four centuries old, there’s been plenty of time for that original phrase to be filtered through small ears clogged with dirt and come out almost unrecognizable…”

Read More about the origin of “Ollie Ollie Oxen Free” from The Word Detectivehttp://www.word-detective.com/2011/07/ollie-ollie-oxen-free/

Why can’t Karl get ebooks from the library?

Publishers are refusing to allow libraries to purchase ebooks for lending.


I love reading. I do most of my reading electronically. But let’s be honest. You can’t read a kindle if the power goes out for more than a day or so.

If you think Publishers should allow Libraries to carry ebooks as well as paper books, Please sign the petition here —> http://ebooksforlibraries.com/

Random Memory

I was one of three boys in my Jr High Prom Committee, headed by my Science teacher, Ms. Cantrell

Early in the process, while thinking of possible theme ideas, one girl suggested “We’ve Only Just Begun.”

Without missing a beat, Ms. Cantrell replied “And with what shall we decorate the gym? Unfinished Term Papers?”