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Beauty and the BEAT! by Todrick Hall

This totally didn’t go where I thought. But it did make me laugh. :))

…and there’s lyrics too! Hahahahahaaa…

Belle:
Little town, it’s a quiet village
Every day like the one before
Little town, full of little people
Waking up to say…

People of the Hood:
What’s good, What’s good, What’s good, What’s good
Get yo tail out the street

Belle:
There go Bonquesha she wit Trey like always
He’s on the downlow I can tell
Every morning just the same, since the morning that we came
To this busted ratchet town

CLEETUS:
Good morning Belle

Belle:
Good morning Cleetus.

CLEETUS:
Where you going?

Belle:
The weave shop! I just saw the most wonderful style it’s an up do with some finger waves and some micro braids….

CLEETUS:
That’s nice…Patrice, where my brownies, hurry up

IMAN:
Hey little mama can I get them digits
So I can hit you on yo cell, yo let me get it though

HATER GIRL:
Her beauty ain’t all that!

IMAN:
But her booty is real fat

IMAN/HATER GIRL:
No denyin’ she a boogie girl that Belle

STREET LADY:
What’s good?

KEITH:
What it do?

STREET LADY:
How is yo Mama ‘nem!

BELLE:
Bonjour

GLOZELL:
What You Call Me?

BELLE:
How is your wife?

HUNGRY LADY:
I need 6 legs

CHEAP LADY:
Uh-uh, that’s too expensive

BELLE:
There must be more than this old hood rat life!

LaWasha & LaDrya:
Look there she go, she think she got that good hair
Girl that’s a lace-front I can tell.

LaWasha:
Where she get that ugly dress?

Miles Jai:
Cause she look a crusty mess!

LaWasha & LaDrya:
Cause she really is a boogie girl that Belle! Mmm.

Belle:
Oh, isn’t this a hot mess
Who would name their first-born Blue Ivy?
Here’s Kim Kardash ‘n Kanye
Wonder if they’ll have a brand new show on BET?

Vonzell:
Well I had heard that she a chocolate chaser,
They say she like that caramel.

Shaqueeba:
She aint looking for no beast
Less he lookted like Tyrese

Random Mexican:
Very different from the rest of us

Vonzell & Shaqueeba:
Boo you ain’t like the rest of us

ALL:
Yes different from the rest of us is Belle

GUNSHOT!

Oh shit!

Jerome:
Right from the moment I had met you seent you
I said you bangin and I fell
Baby what’s it gonna be,
Tell me is you feelin me?
Cause I’m makin plans to leave my momma house.

Chicken Heads:
Look there he go, isn’t he awl that
My boo, Jerome…girl he so foine
Uh-uh, 4 real? Girl no he didn’t
If she can’t use yo’ comb don’t bring her home

Chaos Section:
Eh-Eh, Mmhmm, Uh-uh, Okrrr
Yo’ kitchen nappy…Girl hide yo kids
Sho nuff, Shawty, Okay, Aint nobody got time for that
Yo homie move!
Jamal, Jamel, Jaquan, Jaqual
My baby daddy (Child I don’t know, good mornting, Oh good mornting)

Belle:
There must be more than this old hoodrat life

Destorm:
If you got good credit, you can be my wife.

ALL:
Look there she go, she lookted so ridiculous
She thank she in a fury tale
Why she got her weave like that
Tell me where they do that at
She really is a boogie girl
A beauty but a boogie girl
She really is a boogie girl…….THAT BELLE

What’s good

What’s good

What’s good
What’s good

What’s good

What’s good

GLOZELL:
If you don’t get out the skreet oh I swear for God! uh uh!
Don’t make me take my shoe off!
Ooh get out a my way! Ugh!
Heffa

iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:

This video changed my life

Happy Easter! ;)

cleveraspie:

stfueverything:

hesreallydivine:

"The Right to a Right Life"

EVERYONE NEEDS TO WATCH THIS IT IS THE BEST THING EVER

It’s an ad for Republican birth control, known as “Plan GOP” and it is amazing

this is so fucking funny

DYINGGGGGG
havey-cavey

I wonder how far from the truth this is.

(Source: haveyouseenmyvirginity)

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ginger-ninja:

REBLOGS (Tumblr song) | Lady Gaga “Applause” Parody (by chescaleigh)

Oh this is priceless and yeah, I am probably the very last on the planet to discover it but I still want to dedicate it to all you Tumblr whores and Radar rats.  You certainly know who you are.

~ REBLOG! REBLOG! REBLOG! Just brilliant.

I want to be a viral selfie meme!

….yup. tumblr to a t.

Chescaleigh has one of the funniest youtube channels. You definitely should subscribe.

If you liked this video, you really should see "Shit White Girls Say… to Black Girls"

New 3 Musketeers Commercial!


…okay, so it’s not really NEW. {:-]

It’s a 2007 parody of the Snickers Commercial during the Super Bowl, from Jimmy Kimmel Live.

…oh yeah, this is probably NSFW.


"Monday" (Official Parody Video of Rebecca Black’s "Friday")
Written, recorded, directed, filmed & edited by -
Brett Barry ( http://brettbarry.com ) & Brooks Barry

Something silly for the Monday grind.

A perennial #HashTag favorite, I had no idea “Bi-Curious George” was actually a thing!
Yes, of courser I ordered a copy. How could I not? :D
*Do I really have to mention that this book is not intended for children?
"Bi-Curious George: An Unauthorized Parody" [Hardcover] by Andrew Simonian
Order your copy here… http://www.amazon.com/Bi-Curious-George-Parody-Andrew-Simonian/dp/1604332832

A perennial #HashTag favorite, I had no idea “Bi-Curious George” was actually a thing!

Yes, of courser I ordered a copy. How could I not? :D

*Do I really have to mention that this book is not intended for children?

"Bi-Curious George: An Unauthorized Parody" [Hardcover] by Andrew Simonian

Order your copy here… http://www.amazon.com/Bi-Curious-George-Parody-Andrew-Simonian/dp/1604332832

‘The Star Wars That I Used To Know’ - Gotye ‘Somebody That I Used To Know’ Parody

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