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icantbelieveitsnotbuddha:

xkittykaattx:

sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

madehimsaycomfychairs:

floacist:

iwishitwas1983:

I’m crying.

LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning

"mr. owl"
"oh jesus christ"
"please don’t give me that look"
"please don’t fly"

DYING omg

That owl is 30000000% done

every time this video graces me with its presence i feel obliged to reblog it

never fails 

The screaming at the beginning is exactly the sound I make when I suddenly find a spider where I didn’t expect to see one.

Mr Owl, How many licks does it take to get to the center….oh, never mind.

Two questions. How did the owl get in? and... Whose green nail polish is that on the sink?

Hysterical! My video would have involved a lot more cursing. :P

(Source: becausebirds)

nathaniel-the-angel:

leijonnaire:

guys we watched this in science class today

just watch it you won’t regret it

OMFG THAT WENT SO MANY PLACES THAT I NEVER COULD HAVE IMAGINED


Entertaining AND educational. :))

whitehouse:

Here in Washington, DC this weekend? Come hang out at the White House for the spring garden tour.

Check out the Jacqueline Kennedy Garden, the Rose Garden, and the South Lawn—including the White House Kitchen Garden. The National Park Service will distribute free tickets on a first-come, first-served basis beginning at 9 a.m. ET on Saturday and Sunday at the Ellipse Visitor Pavilion located at 15th and E Streets.

OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG!

I’ve just been invited to the white house, you guys. The WHITE HOUSE! Hahaha… :P

stained-glasseyes:

 

blackwallflower:

avelandthesea:

Abandoned Amusement Park in New Orleans

I really wanna go there

i always reblog stuff like this, the earth is taking it all back. 


These are beautiful!

What is it about abandoned and decaying places that I find so appealing?

When I was a kid, I used to love to go exploring around a nearby creek. I found broken pavement, remains of a fallen brick wall and what appeared to be the foundation of a building. It was my favorite place.

(Source: motionburnsthemood)

The view from where I sit, enjoying this fine Earth Day.

The only thing missing is a cocktail. That’s later. ;)

The view from where I sit, enjoying this fine Earth Day.

The only thing missing is a cocktail. That’s later. ;)