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So I’m hanging out with a bunch of fellow word nerds on twitter tonight; wasting time with a silly hashtag #BadWeddingSongs, and it’s keeping me up way past my bedtime. The tag entries are pretty funny, but I’m trying to top @ThisIsAllHard’s “My Heart Belongs To Daddy”, which I find disturbingly funny.
For some reason, Prince’s “International Lover” pops into my mind. I look it up on YouTube because now I want to listen to it, but it’s not on YouTube. Understandably, Prince is notoriously protective of his property.
By now, the opening few lines of the song are playing in my head and it’s driving my crazy because I can’t find my “1999” CD. I can download the whole album from Amazon for six bucks, but I already have the LP and the CD.
So now I’ve completely forgotten about twitter and the hashtag game. All I can think of is the first few chords of the song and…
May I have this dance?
Darlin’, it appears 2 me
That U could use a date tonight
A body that’ll do U right
Tell me — Am I qualified?