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That tweet was supposed to read…
"If you empty an ashtray, fill it up. …I mean ICE TRAY! Re-Fill the Ice Trays! - For God’s Sake, Please Don’t Put Ashtrays in the Freezer!"
Unfortunately, I censored myself. I edited my tweet because I didn’t want people to think I had ash trays in my house. Imagine that. We’ve gotten so anti-smoking that I feel guilty about having ashtrays in the house. - For the record, there are three ashtrays in a box somewhere. I keep them around for guests who wish to smoke. I don’t want them throwing cigarette butts outside on the sidewalk.
…and there you have it. :)

That tweet was supposed to read…

"If you empty an ashtray, fill it up. …I mean ICE TRAY! Re-Fill the Ice Trays! - For God’s Sake, Please Don’t Put Ashtrays in the Freezer!"

Unfortunately, I censored myself. I edited my tweet because I didn’t want people to think I had ash trays in my house. Imagine that. We’ve gotten so anti-smoking that I feel guilty about having ashtrays in the house. - For the record, there are three ashtrays in a box somewhere. I keep them around for guests who wish to smoke. I don’t want them throwing cigarette butts outside on the sidewalk.

…and there you have it. :)