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Dave Barry (via timmysenpai)
I’m suddenly in the mood for Jell-O.
But, like a baked potato, you have to plan for Jell-O.
Now I’m thinking of Mitch Hedberg.
As summer approaches, I prepare simple syrup for iced coffee in the morning. This seems like a good vessel for something sweet. :P
Every joke and pun I can think of regarding the “man” bottle in the picture, and the sticky sweetness of simple syrup inside, is a bit too lewd for mixed company. :P
makes approximately 1 1/2 cups
1 cup sugar
1 cup water
Combine sugar and water in a small saucepan and simmer over medium heat, stirring until sugar is completely dissolved. Allow mixture to cool, then decant into a clean container (preferably glass) with a tight-fitting lid. — or cork, like the sexy male torso bottle pictured. ;)
Keeps in the refrigerator for several weeks.
- If you’ve got some vanilla ice cream in the freezer, float a small scoopful on top of your iced coffee.
- Iced Coffee Float anybody? Put a couple of scoops of vanilla ice cream into a tall glass then top with cold black coffee. It’s not exactly “diet” friendly but a little indulgence every once in a while doesn’t hurt.
Simple syrup is also great for fresh brewed iced tea and any mixed drink that calls for sugar.Stay Cool!
If you think about it potatoes don’t really get all that much credit
they’re fucking awesome
this one thing here
can be made into:
different variations of fries
It can be made into chips
you can make hashbrowns with it
even a salad
add some fuckin cheese to those potatoes
you can have it sliced and diced
you can make tater tots
hell you can even eat the skin
or just have little potato nuggets
thank u potatoes
Don’t forget pasta!
Gnocchi are little pasta shells made of potato, flour, and egg. Yummy! :))