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“Apparently” This Kid is Awesome, Steals the Show During Interview -by WNEP-TV

  • Noah Ritter from Wilkes-Barre steals the show from Newswatch 16’s Sofia Ojeda during an interview at the Wayne County Fair.

This kid is channeling the late Howard Cosell. He’s got a great future in broadcasting.

Wayne county is in my neck of the woods. :)

snailsocks:

I sent this to at least 12 people with 0 context

adorbs :b

(Source: fuks)

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

shootingstarsafterdark:

ChaosLife - Homo Hint

With comments too great not to include. You should check the heck out of that webcomic series either way 8D

The comments on this are every bit as fabulous as the actual comic :D


I had Randolf, the radical faerie raccoon. That weekend was a blur of wild excitement.

Randolf, if you’re reading this, call me. Please.

deducecanoe:

And Mr. Flibble. Mr. Flibble is very vicious. He is full of stuffing and fury. He once killed a man for not calling him MISTER Flibble. He got shanked with a shiv. Or shived with a shank. Whichever one it is. The point is, Mr. Flibble is serious shit, ok?

They want to please you so much that they are willing to do anything.

deducecanoe:

And Mr. Flibble. Mr. Flibble is very vicious. He is full of stuffing and fury. He once killed a man for not calling him MISTER Flibble. He got shanked with a shiv. Or shived with a shank. Whichever one it is. The point is, Mr. Flibble is serious shit, ok?

They want to please you so much that they are willing to do anything.

(Source: stephanet91)

buttsosaurus:

robotindisguise:

the forbidden dance

the old razzle dazzle

A quick embrace before leaving for work.
This cat sure knows how to treat a dame. :P

buttsosaurus:

robotindisguise:

the forbidden dance

the old razzle dazzle

A quick embrace before leaving for work.

This cat sure knows how to treat a dame. :P

(Source: darylfranz)

Lemon Jelly - A Tune For Jack

This happy little ditty just popped up on my @Pandora_Radio
It’s too cute for words. A perfect cure for the Monday Blahs :o)

whatpunkin:

maisiewilliams:

but why does sirius black have prison tattoos in the prisoner of azkaban movie? is there a strong prison culture in azkaban? did he find a non death eater or two to bond with? he literally has tattoos on each of his fingers what did he do over those 12 years do they have movie nights and crazy high jinx involving contraband what exactly happens in azkaban 

orange is the new sirius black