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wallyedge:

whatificantf0rgety0uu:

Ugh this is annoying

The fork pissed me off so much.

Really? The fork? No one wants to talk about the toilet seat? :\

(Source: best-of-memes)

bansheemilk:

GARY The Steampunk Ogre: A 40 second cartoon I just made. Please reblog it

I did the animation, the voice, the song, all of it. I love to entertain people. :) See more at my website www.michaelanthonysantiago.com 

Summer Detour

So, over the week of July 4th we took a drive through New Jersey in what seems to be a new tradition. — Though, putting it in writing will probably put an end to it.

This lady, lounging atop a hill, greeted us as we entered the park.

This lady, lounging atop a hill, greeted us as we entered the park.

We chose the hottest day of the year to tour our neighbor state. It was in the upper 90s and humid.

Seward Johnson's "Forever Marilyn" (2011)

Seward Johnson’s “Forever Marilyn” (2011)

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icantbelieveitsnotbuddha:

asylum-art:

Nonsense Sculptures  by Seyo Cizmic

I don’t know if I’d call all of these nonsensical. That gun design seems pretty sensible to me (it would certainly make people think twice about pulling the trigger). Also, why did the artist steal Mike Wazowski’s sunglasses (sunglass?)?

The fish bowl!

Now I want to go create art. :))

child-of-ziggy:

Female Trouble, 1974

…starring Mink Stole as Taffy, Edith Massey as Aunt Ida, and Divine as Dawn Davenport AND Earl Peterson
Probably my favorite of the early John Waters classics, with some of my favorite movie lines…
"Who wants to DIE for art?"
"Dawn Davenport is eating a meatball sandwich, right here in class!"
"The world of heterosexuals is a sick and twisted life!"
See the trailer here

child-of-ziggy:

Female Trouble, 1974

…starring Mink Stole as Taffy, Edith Massey as Aunt Ida, and Divine as Dawn Davenport AND Earl Peterson

Probably my favorite of the early John Waters classics, with some of my favorite movie lines…

"Who wants to DIE for art?"

"Dawn Davenport is eating a meatball sandwich, right here in class!"

"The world of heterosexuals is a sick and twisted life!"

See the trailer here

blackpaint20:

Finally! I found all the details of this amazing funerary monument.

Détail du tombeau de Louis Phélypeaux (1598-1681) - Eglise de Châteauneuf-sur-Loire; copyright of Philippe_28 (maintenant sur ipernity)

This is so beautiful!
I want this for my burial plot