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icantbelieveitsnotbuddha:

xkittykaattx:

sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

madehimsaycomfychairs:

floacist:

iwishitwas1983:

I’m crying.

LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning

"mr. owl"
"oh jesus christ"
"please don’t give me that look"
"please don’t fly"

DYING omg

That owl is 30000000% done

every time this video graces me with its presence i feel obliged to reblog it

never fails 

The screaming at the beginning is exactly the sound I make when I suddenly find a spider where I didn’t expect to see one.

Mr Owl, How many licks does it take to get to the center….oh, never mind.

Two questions. How did the owl get in? and... Whose green nail polish is that on the sink?

Hysterical! My video would have involved a lot more cursing. :P

(Source: becausebirds)