That’s fucking cruel
Not tipping: you’re a jagoff. Not tipping and leaving a sanctimonious, smarmy little ‘I don’t tip’ or even better ‘you don’t need a tip’ note: you’re a colossal fucking asshole. Making the note look like an actual tip as well: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU YOU HUMAN SACK OF TRASH
this is beyond vile i’m kind of glad it’s on my dash so i can be reminded at how mad i am at the fact that these exist
Who the fuck thinks this is acceptable? “I AM A HUGE FUCKING CHEAP ASSHOLE PLEASE SHIT IN MY SOUP” is all this says.
This could be perfectly acceptable, actually. All you have to do is examine the context, and there may be a perfectly reasonable situation.
For example. If you opened the bill folder, and on the inside was a twenty dollar bill taped to the edge of the fake ten… well, okay then! Save that person’s soul! Testify!
If, on there other hand, there wasn’t? Well, that’s fine too. You’ve made a choice.
Well, I quote Revelation 21:8:
But as for the cowardly, the faithless, the detestable, as for murderers, the sexually immoral, sorcerers, idolaters, and all liars, their portion will be in the lake that burns with fire and sulfur, which is the second death.
Lying about some person’s tip, getting their hopes up, and then dashing them? That was real cool, wasn’t it? Hope you liked it. Liked it enough to burn for it!
Oh, what’s that? You don’t think this is a lie? That this is a dirty, stinking lie?
Well, that’s fair. I’m sure there’s nothing else that the Bible would say that could possibly—
Oh, crap. Mark 10:19.
Thou knowest the commandments, Do not commit adultery, Do not kill, Do not steal, Do not bear false witness, Defraud not, Honour thy father and mother.
Sorry, dude. Contextually, you’re either Monty Hall with a long line of taped bills to the other end of this fake ten dollar bill, or you’re doing it wrong and you will suffer for it when the Lord looks down upon you and says that you have never truly accepted Jesus into your heart and that you must depart from him and be cast into the Lake of Fire.
Jesus, man. Next time just leave a five.
There aren’t enough Christian Christians in the world to make up for the shit theirs will dole out on a daily basis to the poor and hungry just to show how self-righteous they are.
There’s a website for this shit, moneytract.com
I searched “Money Tract” and this is one of the evil sites —> makeitclearnow.org/dollartract
These people are evil! I used to be a waiter and a bartender, and people come up with all kinds of excuses, but THIS is by the THE MOST VILE THING EVER!!
These people are on their feet ALL DAY LONG! They work for pennies. PENNIES!! Often scraping up just enough each month to pay the rent and utilities. — Forget health insurance — and these idiots think they’re being clever??
I never mistreated a customer who didn’t tip. I knew who they were. I wouldn’t go out of my way for them, but I wouldn’t do something vile, like spit in their food. But if someone left me one of these, you can be sure their image would be burned into my memory. The next time they came in, I’d be only too happy to maybe toss some garbage into their salad or wipe the floor with their burger. Remember, gravy hides a multitude of nasty!